Car crash type beat can be described as an actual car crash in musical form. Only it's barely even musical at all. This is quite possibly the worst genre ever crafted with its primary characteristics being that it's ear piercingly loud and distorted to the point it sounds like you just got in a car crash, it uses goofy ass samples, it's bpm can range from 140 all the way to 300, and don't forget to turn your brain off entirely while making it. And you can't forget to add real car crash sounds in the song. It can't be car crash type beat without cars crashing.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear the new car crash type beat that came out?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"
by Viviko November 15, 2023
Get the Car Crash Type Beatmug. A typo of "1-800 Kars for Kids", a Jewish organization that took donations of cars to fund raise for youth, but concealed that the money would only benefit hasidic jewish children.
by Rev39 August 21, 2025
Get the 1-800 cars for kidsmug. by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021
Get the in yourz carmug. Action.
When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.
Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.
When the driver of any vehicle farts, and then proceeds to lock the windows and subject the passengers to the smell.
Can also be doubly effective when using the childproof locks on the doors, so they cannot escape.
Kylie: My boyfriend gave me a surprise Dutch car earlier today. I thought I was going into asphyxia, it was so bad.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.
Penelope: *scoff* Men.
by CannibalHannibal September 26, 2011
Get the Dutch carmug. NFS Unbound
A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
A driving game franchise that went from Badass without actually being a race sim, to a hot pile of zoomer pop culture garbage. EA is so greedy and out of touch, that they had to water down the classic franchise to the point where it appears to the most brain dead normies zoomer imaginable. There is a scene in the game where a Young girl in high heels and a skimpy dress, probably never even seen a tire iron in her life, challenges you too a race, then some game play, and you see random fornite particles.... boi tf
OG: My boy, you wanna whip it on assetto corsa? I Know a good No assist/ No Hesi server with good physics, traffic and policing mods...
Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*
OG: ?
Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!
OG: Boy that's car fortnite
Zoomer: Uhm ok who asked?? bro do you even know who asap is? lmao sweetie why is you car plain black ong *fortnite dances*
OG: ?
Zoomer: we playing NFS unbound!! mine came with a 3 hole balaclava now im a gansta!!
OG: Boy that's car fortnite
by 30 YEAR OLD BOOMER November 22, 2022
Get the Car Fortnitemug. When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!
by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019
Get the hot car dickmug. a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.
i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!
if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!
if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!
-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!
i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!
i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
Get the magnetic air carmug.