There is someone in my house

Help

Help there is someone in my house right now about our kill me

by Elimijo March 20, 2022

Southern House Party

A sex act involving the insertion of an airhorn into one's anus. May be done solo or with partner(s).

"What's all that racket?"
"I think my neighbor is throwing a Southern House Party."

by ThiccDaveCave March 12, 2017

Floridian fuck house

a whore house in which the kinkiest of kinky things take place, you can use your imagination on that one...

"Man Kristy is a wild woman! She belongs in a Floridian fuck house!"

by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.

Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010

house of ill compute

An online call center for prostitutes and their clients; a cyberbordello.

I felt a little awky about going to a brick-and-mortar whorehouse, so I decided to try a house of ill compute!

by pentozali May 22, 2010

sittin on the white house

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.

Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

by pimpmaster25 March 25, 2008

school house rocked

To undeniably beat something or someone.
Undisputed victory. see like it aint no thing
Very good our rough sex

J-macadocious school house rocked kevin arrow in an email war.
J-macadocious school house rocked his women last night.

by John Y November 19, 2003