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Leopards Eating People's Faces Party 

A political party of leopards that DEFINITELY won't eat your face ;)
Smart person: "Hey, have you heard of the 'Leopards Eating People's Faces Party?' They seem pretty cool!"
Neophyte: "I don't know, I'm pretty sure that they want to eat people's faces."
Smart person: "I don't see what you mean."
Related Words

eating machine 

a person who eats too much way too fast.
Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.

Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!

Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!
A person who performs a lot of oral sex.
Why would you even date her.? She's an eater.
eater by trapstar1 December 12, 2016

Defensive Eating 

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.
Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.
Defensive Eating by CourtJ March 25, 2011
Word of the Day on March 27, 2011

Eating out of poordom 

Eating as much food as you possibly can (even if you're not hungry) when it is provided for free (such as a party or given as a donation) because you are too poor to buy your own food and don't know when you will ever eat again.
I wasn't hungry when I went to my little cousin's birthday party, but eating out of poordom was a must since I blew my paycheck at the bar.

pasta eater 

pertains to an Italian person
Da Vinci: We, pasta eaters contributed most during the renaissance.

Einstein: woot.
pasta eater by Noynoying2012 August 7, 2009