zooker

a person who is unfashionable; a freak; a wierdo

He was wearing a plaid hat that had rabbit fur ear flaps. He looked like a zooker.

by Norgib January 16, 2009

zooed

(adj.) of or pertaining to being "out of this world"
(v.) to be "off;" to be out of one's mind

Yvonne: Hey, Shelby, let's cut cake out of our diet and just eat brussel sprouts!

Shelby: I'm not about it! You are too zooed.

by E. Q. Ambrosia January 24, 2010

zoomers

word for magic mushrooms

last night i got all ripped on zoomers

by colin November 20, 2003

zoober

Any hair on or around a male's genital area. Originated in Norwell, MA.

Gingers have red zoobers, which is pretty weird.

Sometimes I stick my zoobers up my asshole when I'm bored because I like the way it makes my asshole tingle.

When I get wicked hungry, I eat my zoobers, poop them out, and eat the poop again.

by Animal Porn Fanatic July 27, 2012

Zooted

Cocaine working so favorably, that one often cannot feel is front teeth.

" Ayeo, I can't feel my teeth son"
"word god? you must be zooted kid. wanna hit dis bullet?"

by D'Bend July 30, 2003

Zooted

Zooted is a adverb explaining that someoene is HIGH As Hell!!!

I just got some haze that had mii zooted out of mii mind

by G-R-I-P September 21, 2009

zoogay

An expression to use to show how zooted you are.

Zoogay nigga

by Zoogay January 4, 2018