wrankles

Combination of wrist and cankles. Someone with no visible wrist - the forearm blends right in with the hand.

That girl's so fat she's got wrankles.

by thechinrules June 19, 2009

wruck

An asshole who constantly degrades and patrinizes people, thinks he is always right (hardly is) and belives in not having sex until he is 50yrs. And lives with his mom.

unknown,i don't know,wruck

by unknown1145 March 10, 2007

Wrinkle Her Lunch

Abbreviation for the term ("I ate her lunch and wrinkled her school clothes"), which refers to the practice of delivering cutalingus and acidently ejaculating on her ensamble.

Alex hold my drink real quick, I'm going to over to caddy's. Why? Alex, I am going to wrinkle her lunch.

by Jungle Junky June 6, 2010

Wunk

The combination of "wild" and "drunk". Similar to crunk. The idea is that you get so drunk that you have literally no control over anything you do, nor do you have any memory of doing these things.

"Man, last night I drank some forties, and for some reason I began to cry hysterically and decided to strip naked and spray-paint a dick on a cop car! What the fuck?!"

"Holy fuck dude, you must have been WUNK! How did you remember that?!"

"I never would have known if they hadn't told me this morning at the police station!"

by UNT2012 May 10, 2009

Wrinkle dick

When a guy parties with coke or crystal meth and his dick shrivels up, esp if the dick is uncut wit a lot of foreskin overhang. Many dudes who party dont mind having it, and it feels good to get sucked liked that and show it off all wrinkled. The smaller you are the higher you know you are from the drugs. Perfect example would just be foreskin hanging with no dick because the dudes that high. The bottom boy usually will love to suck on it like that. Also called methclit and clitcock.

I put the glass pipe in my mouth and watch my wrinkle dick shrivel up even tinier.

by partycockboy February 25, 2011

wrinkle bear

another name for your scrotum, nut sack.

balls scrotum nut sack testicles marble pouch two hairy men downstairs wrinkle bear

by Shady Alleghenys January 30, 2014

wrinkly hag

When a persons skin is so wrinkly, they are more wrinkly than a hag . It can also be used to describe an object.

“Did you see Jimmie?” “Yeah he looks like a wrinkly hag.”

"That raisin is almost as wrinkled has a wrinkly hag "

by Hoxtalicious December 1, 2016