Wilky 

Wilky or Willky is to carry out an act of pointless abuse in an attempt to create humour. This attempt subsequently fails miserably and that person looks like a complete moron.
A Wilky can also be a person who has hidden and latent homosexual tendencies which the person cannot admit, but knows they have.

Dude, stop being a Wilky.
You're such a Wilky, no wonder no one likes you.
I was in town last night and I swear a Wilky tried to come on to me.

Wilky by aninsidejoker June 17, 2009

central wilkes 

A bunch of porch monkey bitches who stick brooms in peoples asses with stanky ass coochies

central wilkes has massive cotton pickers.

central wilkes by Your local white bitch November 16, 2021

Wilkey 

worse than ratchet! in line it goes 1)trifflin 2)ratchet 3)Wilkey. It's basically the worst it gets.

Girl-"Coach, do we have to run today?!"
Coach-"Yes we do. It wouldn't hurt you to run anyways."
Friend-"Ohhh damn that was wilkey!"
OR
guy hits the tennis ball way over the fence.
"MAN WHAT KINDF OF WILKEY SHIT WAS THAT?!"

Wilkey by sarmeronii April 20, 2012

Wilkes-Barre 

City which wishes it was Scranton. Still bragging (can't imagine why) about a stupid flood that happened 32 years ago. Likely to see people dressed like the year is 1983.

At least I'm not from Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre by Scrantonio June 29, 2004

Wilky 

To have bad aim and try to stimulate the asshole instead of the pussy.

"I tried to finger her but I pulled a Wilky"

Wilky by pussyslayaoopsthatwasherass April 17, 2014

wilkomuntii

(Pronounced vil-ko-mun-ti) The period of time when the time on a digital clock is a palindrome or both numbers are the same. Can be in 12 hour or 24 hour format. Wilkomuntii is more said to be stronger if the date and/or month is the same as well.

12:21
22:22
10:10,date: 10/10
The "Ultimate Wilkomuntii" is said to be seen where the year is also conntected, eg. the last Ultimate Wilkomuntii to have occurred was at 20:02 20/02/2002 (dd/mm/yyyy)

wilkomuntii by Michael Hrysicos October 2, 2005

John Wilkes Booth

A variation of the Abe Lincoln performed using another person's pubic hair (i.e., not one's own). The recipient is often extremely surprised to have the John Wilkes Booth performed on him/her as the presence of a full head of pubic hair has given him/her comfort that an Abe Lincoln is not imminent. The individual performing the John Wilkes Booth typically exclaims "sic semper tyrannis" as he launches the pubes. The John Wilkes Booth can be performed anywhere, but is most often observed in theater balconies.

"Damn that Steve. I thought he was being a sweetheart by taking me to a play for my birthday, but then he goes and unloads a John Wilkes Booth on me."

John Wilkes Booth by qqduck October 20, 2007