Tot Docking

When you shove uncooked or cooked tater tots into the foreskin. For pleasure or storage. Condiments are often incorporated.

Why do you have so many ketchup packets in your car Jeff? "oh I am a big fan of Tot Docking"

by Btzu August 23, 2020

tinder tot

Child of a person one met on Tinder. Typically a toddler with at least one attractive parent.

I found my Tinderella! Thing is, she has a tinder tot.

by AGmama October 13, 2015

Tot Block

When you are rejected sexual intercourse because of the presence of a toddler

I had to babysit the other day, and that little kid totally tot blocked me.

by ThatsGWHY June 12, 2011

prosti-tot

a clearly under-age girl that dresses or conducts herself like a prostitute

"who does she think she is dressing like that? what is she like 14?"

"what a prosti-tot"!

by sexidani October 16, 2008

tator tot

Small testicals; very tiny balls

Your tator tots are extremly small and i doubt could contain any seman.

by Samuel Jackson September 5, 2006

potater tots

(Pronounced puh-tay-ter tahts). A cooler way of saying 'tater tots'. Seems to imply that potatoes go into the making of tater tots when really there aren't any. People don't realize that they aren't made with potatoes though, which makes this word ok to say.

Person 1: What'd you get for lunch?
Person 2: A cheeseburger and some potater tots.
Person 1: Sweetness.

by G-Bombz March 10, 2009

tot alley

A deviation of "totally" that can be used as a passive, stand-alone agreement to the previous statement.

Adam: I can't wait till senior year is finally over.
Cailee: TOT ALLEY

by totalley September 2, 2009