Snatching

When one or more members of a fledgling band create myspace and/or purevolume profiles to save the URL/s for future use. A commonly used tactic employed by unsigned bands which have recently, or are about to form.

"Are we jammin' this weekend man?"

"Yeah for sure dude. Oh, by the way I've been snatching some really sweet URL's lately."

by SunkenHead October 19, 2008

speeching

When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.

"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

snatching salmon

Picking up women in a social place/situation.

When Steve goes to a bar he's like a grizzly snatching salmon from a river.

by KG-Bizzle March 1, 2011

Snothing

An act that, if explained, would cause one to orgasm and die immediately after. To snoth with someone is three times as deadly as doing Charlie Sheen.

"Dude, That girl was snothing all up on me at the dance"

"Hey, me and Danika snothed so hard last night"

by ThatGuyInTheSpeedo October 1, 2011

Scrotching

When a man provides unwanted advice about how to play a sport better

Jimmy loved scrotching all of the women on his co-ed softball team on how to be better athletes.

by Wohovio October 25, 2017

Slothing

1. The act of walking at a ridiculously slow rate looking as if you don't care about anything or anyone. You seem to have very limited energy from which it is probably caused by meaning number 2.

2. The desire to masturbate at any opportunity when your alone and no one loves you.

1. "Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?" "I don"t know probably just slothing."

2. "Dude why are you slothing all the time?" "Its not good."

by White Strudel Icing September 30, 2012

skitching

The awkwardly choreographed post-sex humping crab-walk toward the Kleenex so as to prevent an early pull out and semen leaking out all over the bed/couch/kitchen table/boss' desk etc.

John and Marsha were skitching towards the Kleenex when the Mayor walked in and saw them sprawled across his desk.

by Climbing Gimp July 13, 2016