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Spork

The worst & nastiest insult you could give someone
Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun

Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch
by Bruce Maharaj July 7, 2019
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The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.
Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.
by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015
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Spork your bangs

When you need to fix your bangs, but you don’t have your “bangs comb” so you get a spork (spoon-fork) from the restaurant you’re current at
Lyric: Lynette, fix your bangs
Lynette: I don’t have my comb with me.

Lyric: Just go to the counter and get a spork and spork your bangs!
Lynette: Good idea!
by mtnbiker March 18, 2023
mugGet the Spork your bangsmug.

Spork

To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).
Bro me and Mary were sporking last night while watching a movie.
by TheMcNasty November 19, 2014
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Spork

Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?
by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020
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Sporking

The act of spooning while inserting at least a finger into at least two of the urethra, vagina, or anus.
Did you hear Gabe is into sporking? I can't believe he wants shit up his dick hole.
by Sporking Fan July 22, 2022
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spork

Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.
This spork is useless to eating fries with.
by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016
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