seek and ye shall find

A polite way of saying "Google it, you moron"

Person A: Where can I buy this game?

Person B: Seek, and ye shall find.

by Anon Y Mous September 1, 2005

this TWO shall pass

1) a statement of grunting determination when confronted with constipation, or
2) when times are tough, a shittier version of "this too shallpass".
Both to be accompanied by the following hand signals: This TWO (peace sign) shall pass (inverted peace sign). Hand signals can also be used with dropping (peace sign) a duece (inverted peace sign). Enjoy!

ME: Hey pal, I lost my job, my cat died and I haven't pooped in days.
YOU: Cheer up compadre, you know what they say! This TWO shall pass!

by starkasm November 6, 2009

Shallow Cooch

a vagina that does not go very deep; a vagina of a woman that signed the covenant

"Dang, that girl's so hot, she's got such a shallow cooch."

by Walter Bones June 27, 2005

shallotte

middle of nowhere in NC.. filled with tourists and residences wishing they were somewhere else

"where u going for summer?"

"Man, I'm staying in Shallotte!"

"sucks for you dude..."

by Jinxy June 12, 2008

or i shall taunt you a second time

The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.

"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"

by boobs July 28, 2003

shellac

destroy, dominate in competition, thrash, beat

We were getting shellacked so badly the ump reinstated the slaughter rule.
I know my dad is going to shellac me when he sees this report card.

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Stuck in a situation where you face two dangers on either side of you, and moving away from one danger would be moving closer to the other.
Taken from Homer's Odyssey, in which Odysseus and his men must sail in between two ancient sea-monsters/Gods.

"If I tell her I like her, she'll get too clingy, but if I don't tell her anything, she might think I'm not interested. I'm really between Scylla and Charybdis here"

by Rage_of_Achilles February 11, 2009