Securing the bag

Typically used when getting money from a paycheck or from other monetary sources thus bag is meant to convey moneybag.

Person 1: bro I literally have no days off this week
Person 2: hey bro at-least your securing the bag

Person 1: facts bro

by Yeetongoofyniggas March 12, 2020

Securitory

An anecdote from those working in the security industry.

(I was thinking more of a hashtag, but...)

Another securitory from last night... Arrived at a residential alarm activation to find the burglar stuck in the cat flap! 😂

by Daniel_NZ May 21, 2021

Securitron

Bigass death machine from fallout.

I hate Securitrons because of how much health they have and how much damage they do.

by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.

Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.

by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013

Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment

She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!

by Belkster March 13, 2016

Muskat Security

Refers to atypical security consultant that reads too much, does too little and generally runs around like a puppy shitting and pissing on everything good. Muskat is often referred to in the context, "If you're doing your job, he's not doing his". Muskat is the epitome of chicken little security.

Consultant: We need to move all our apps to IPv6 to be secure, it's much better than IPv4

Any reasonable person: Dude, we don't practice muskat security here, piss off!

by ttkronee October 7, 2016

Lortex Security

If you say your friends are in this group everybody they know is insta gay.

Dave - Ha I bet your in Lortex Security.
Darrel - *Darrel And His Family Die Of Gayness*

by xXJazzMasterXx September 3, 2018