Sammich 

A sammich is NOT a sandwich.
It is pure delight spread between two pieces of bread.
Sammiches should make the person eating them very happy.
Sammiches are not sold anywhere,
they must be made by a person specificly for whoever is consuming them.
The bread should look very cartoonish.

Peter:"aww man, im all sad today."
kaite:"ohhh. I'll make u a sammich."

Sammich by dinosaursgorawr March 24, 2008

Donut Sammich

A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!

Joe and Justin: We love Donut Sammich's!
Vic: Woo!

Donut Sammich by DonutSammichKing01 August 15, 2008

Sammers 

To place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon's tail might.

"You should go sammers the hell out of Allanna!"

Sammers by Norm Norman February 6, 2009

Sammer 

The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.

He's just like Sammer!

Sammer by efsuruigergefg May 18, 2011

sammich 

A delicious sandwhich of any sort, which Hillary Clinton should make for us all, made to order, when she loses the 2008 election.

Hey Hillary! Stop running for President and go make me a sammich!

sammich by fighting08gobbler January 11, 2009

Make Mr.T a sammich

Said after making someone your bitch because you majorly pwned them, could also be finished with fool if the pwnage was rapeful.

Wankmasta after pwning logan in halo :Dude i just raped you go make mr.t a sammich fool.
logan: *proceeds in making mr.t a sammich*

Make Mr.T a sammich by wankmasta November 6, 2004

make me a sammich mentality 

The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican state accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.

guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"

make me a sammich mentality by Carson Myers December 14, 2008