The gay verson of Harry Potter.
books are:
1)HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN: in which harry and friends have to find harrys porn mags before his viagra wares out.
2)HARRY PUTO AND THE GOLDEN DONG: in which harry and friends have an orgy with a golden dong
3)HARRY PUTO AND THE HALF BLOOD HALF CRIPT FAG: in which harry gets gang banged.
books are:
1)HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN: in which harry and friends have to find harrys porn mags before his viagra wares out.
2)HARRY PUTO AND THE GOLDEN DONG: in which harry and friends have an orgy with a golden dong
3)HARRY PUTO AND THE HALF BLOOD HALF CRIPT FAG: in which harry gets gang banged.
HARRY PUTO AND THE SORCERERS STASH OF GAY PORN
harry: "we must find my porn before its too late"
friend: "fuck me one last time harry puto before the pill wares out"
harry: "we must find my porn before its too late"
friend: "fuck me one last time harry puto before the pill wares out"
by SRT-4LIFE October 7, 2006
Get the Harry Puto mug.My girlfriend's little brother acts like such a bati boi. He definitely likes to putt from the ruff.
by Antitool March 11, 2009
Get the putt from the ruff mug.Ehh Putte! tu m'insulte encore 1 foix et je frap!
( hey bitch, you insult me one more time and i'll slap you)
( hey bitch, you insult me one more time and i'll slap you)
by lucky05 January 25, 2005
Get the putte mug.1. A spanish word for a man or a boy who is an ugly prostitute/pimp.
2. This word is also used for someone who is a coward, or any man or boy who is despicable.
3. The female version of this is puta, which basically means the same thing, except for girls and women
2. This word is also used for someone who is a coward, or any man or boy who is despicable.
3. The female version of this is puta, which basically means the same thing, except for girls and women
Shut the hell up puto!
by ACL May 23, 2004
Get the puto mug.misspelling of metroid prime. To the poster that says anal from your grandpa is better than this game: how would you know? And you don't know games my ignorant pissant.
by chrisguy November 17, 2004
Get the Putroid prime mug.Man who likes young girls, he's some kind of pedo and usually have very weird sexual fantasies about screwdriwers or other commonly used household items. Also a putkonen will constantly be getting off to poop, scat, or even his own cat.
It's not normal pedo because of his weird fantasies, can be also used as defining someone who likes to use fire/hot items as his sexual items.
Easy tips to identify this person are his arab voice and he will constantly be looking at your crotch, doesnt' matter if you are male or female. It is mostly found with a weiner of some sort in its mouth, or he is railing his own cat.
It's not normal pedo because of his weird fantasies, can be also used as defining someone who likes to use fire/hot items as his sexual items.
Easy tips to identify this person are his arab voice and he will constantly be looking at your crotch, doesnt' matter if you are male or female. It is mostly found with a weiner of some sort in its mouth, or he is railing his own cat.
"look, that dude is definedly biwie, he follows that young girl with screwdriver in his pocket, but he is an even worse putkonen because he is cupping his own scat"
"I delivered a sandwhich to this guy's house and i come in and he was having sex with his cat while sniffing it's shit. He was definately a putkonen."
"I delivered a sandwhich to this guy's house and i come in and he was having sex with his cat while sniffing it's shit. He was definately a putkonen."
by Mastergroat January 12, 2010
Get the putkonen mug.To invite a girl/boy round to watch putlocker as neither of you can afford netflix or amazon and/or cannot find a good film. However whilst watching the film penetration happens. This is alike its brothers: Netflix and Chill and Amazon and Anal.
Dave: Hey, wanna come over for some netflix and chill?
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration
Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue
Miranda: No thanks I'm not in the mood.
Dave: How about amazon and anal?
Miranda: No, I have already said Bilal.
Dave: There is one more thing though.
Miranda: What?
Dave: How about?
Miranda: What?
Dave: A bit of putlocker and penetration
Miranda: Oh well I'm on my over now you saucy rogue
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