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a chubby, winged angel. also known as a cherub.
The putto upstairs isn't going anywhere if God has anything to say about it.

A putto's blessing is hard to come by these days.
putto by Pausto August 15, 2010
Its a thing we say in Hungary when something is really awful,bad or disgusting.
Shaki,your new hairdresser sucks. Your hair is so putto.
putto by ravaszroka July 25, 2008
a person who is able 2 be punk and ghetto all at the same time..not to mention looking good doing it
amanda & meg are so putto!
putto by amanda & meg August 3, 2003

General Patton

General Patton's statement on 8 August 1945:
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"

How right the outspoken General was..
General Patton Knew the Russian could not be trusted.

patton sanders 

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes
"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"
Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes
Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"
Patton by Iznightwing March 5, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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