Procrasturbation

Maximising the enjoyment of putting things off, hopefully forever.

Sharon: “Are you ever gonna get around to actually bathing, you rancid soap dodger?”
Craig: “will you please stop clattering on Sharon? I’m busy doing procrasturbation, and you’re kinda killing the mood”

by Flapulicious September 1, 2021

Procrasturbating

Pleasuring one’s self as a means of putting off work or other obligations

Dude I have a research paper due tomorrow but I spent the entire afternoon procrasturbating.

by MoonToast September 20, 2021

Procrasterbater

An adjective. One who procrastinates important tasks and instead masterbates vigorously

Dude we need to finish this project! Stop being such a procrasterbater bro.

by aplu December 10, 2021

Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022

Procrasturbating

Procrastinating by means of masturbation

I had to hand in that piece of coursework today but sadly spent the whole weekend in my wank-pit procrasturbating

by Wanana March 24, 2022

Procrasturbation

A synonym for edging.

Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.

Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???

by That_Lemon_Gay September 4, 2023

PROCRASTURBATION

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.

I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.

by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023