Poked

1: To have had "no strings attached sex".

2: when two platonic friends smash but it doesn't mean anything.

3: when two ex's are broken up but still fucking.

(Q): so did y'all hang out last night?

(A): Man we fuck'n poked & then I dipped out.

by Dimo Green February 23, 2020

who pooted

who pooted is a saying when a flaming stank comes out your arse

diego i heard owen poot... who pooted

by w.e.s 3d April 1, 2018

Lukey pookey

Ejaculating in Luke’s ass whilst eating honey like Pooh

I gave Luke a Lukey pookey

by Pdjrxcmudz March 2, 2021

pookadoo

Cool guy who gives up the remote to his wife and always loses at Monopoly and Solitaire Showdown.

I am marrying a pookadoo, so I will always have the remote and will always win at Monopoly and Solitaire Showdown.

by Pookie Shah April 2, 2007

Pookied out

Smoked out, crack addict in bad shape, or anyone on drugs who winds up resembling Pooky from "New Jack City".

,Yo did you see Yolanda? Yeah man, she pookied out, need to leave that pipe alone!!

by Chester Steaknife August 26, 2013

Pooted

Adjective. A car that is not clean, and has high mileage

Example1
Me: Why do you park in the grass instead of the driveway like everyone else?

Friend: Because the show cars have to stay “less pooted”.

Example 2
Me: Did you check out the car you told me about?

Friend: Yeah, it was pooted so I didn’t buy it.

by VR6BDF March 14, 2019

pooker

Someone who takes it up the arse side ways with no lube. Drinks beer every day, and hides out in his garage. Also suffers from swiss cheese brain.

man that pooker sure is hooked on the cum bong! yeah what a nut guzzling gutter slut

by pooker August 21, 2006