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William Paterson University

Underrated state school in New Jersey. Better then montclair state and getting up there with rutgers.
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Scott Peterson

Yet another thing to yell during Halo 2. When someone gets a double kill they're supposed to yell "Scott Peterson, double kill" because we all know that Scott Peterson killed his wife and unborn child. It can Also be used when betraying 2 team members.
I was crouching around the corner and 2 n00bs ran by... SCOTT PETERSON, DOUBLE KILL!
by Anthony PasaWHA! April 9, 2006
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male pattern cameltoe

When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.
Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.
by ImBringingBloggingBack September 30, 2006
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pattronize

To humor one's Twilight-obsessed friends who are all gaga over grungy-hunk, sensitive-vampire-dude Robert Pattinson.
Obsessed Fan: OME! Robert Pattinson and I are MEANT TO BE!!!!! I am SO Mrs. Edward Cullen!!!!!!!!!
Friend 1: Oh god.
Friend 2: Lets just pattronize her.
by kcyboo December 23, 2008
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Petersoned

When someone fucks something up so bad at work that it can't be sold any more.
Travis really Petersoned that unit of plywood today.
by ham wallet lover August 6, 2011
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Peterson

“There are currently 3 men with the last name of Peterson, who have been accused or convicted of murdering their wives. There will be more.....”
by I figured it out June 8, 2018
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John Peterson

A great war hero turned soldier of fortune, John Peterson was a strapping young soldier who took part in the Vietnam war. However, after becoming disillusioned with the war, he moved on to become a soldier of fortune, fighting as a mercenary for those who paid the highest sum. This took him on to numerous adventures all around the globe, so much so that he has become viewed as a 'Indiana Jones' type figure amongst those who know and know of him.

Standing at a towering 6'9 and weighing 293 pounds of pure solid muscle and 0% body fat, John Peterson is a sight to see. With his master-level elite skill in Mixed Martial Arts and statuesque Adonis like physique, he strikes immediate fear into the hearts of all his enemies, lust in the hearts of all women and envy in the hearts of all men. All the women wants him and all the men wants to be him. Oh yes, he is THAT, damn good.
women: "oh my, John Peterson is such a hunk!"

guys: "I so want to be like John Peterson! he is my idol!"
by anonymous anonyman January 19, 2013
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