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Muffle Hump

When you are engaging in intercourse with a fat girl with a double wide, ran through camel toe. Muffle refers to the sounds made when attempting to eat her out and your face being eaten by her flappy flaps instead, hump because you’ll need extra humph to even reach over all that cottage cheese cunt grossness.
“Dude, did you fuck Grace? I can see her camel toe from here.”
Yeah bro, I muffle humped that bitch all night.”
by poisoned poet February 23, 2022
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tuffy muffler

means to shove your penis in an asshole and they fart on it.
1. shut the fuck up or ill give you a tuffy muffler.
2. i would totally tuffy muffler
by longboards September 19, 2009
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guff muffler

A device worn beneath outer garmets to arrest the foul stench coming from ones butt when farting and to reduce the sound from reverberating round
Farts smell and sound much worse when in the shower than sat in the car with a guff muffler (clothes) on
by The Guffers August 14, 2011
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Monroe Muffler

In order to give someone a Monroe Muffler, one must have a sufficiently large potato and one or more willing or unwilling anuses in which to insert aforementioned potato into.
Dayuuuummm! I was just up at R.I.T. partying and this one bitch was just begging for me to give her a Monroe Muffler!
by Explorer1958 June 17, 2013
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Queef Muffler

Nice mustache , oh you mean my queef muffler?
by Dick davis March 7, 2014
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stinky muffler

When you have anal sex and the women farts during. When the guy pulls out a little poop comes with it and it's very stinky.
"Man Karissa did a number on me last night, she did that stinky muffler and I can still smell it."
by Stinky Muffler October 9, 2016
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Cunt Muffler

by Davidisabab May 4, 2017
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