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A club where a legendary wolfpack of 6 men shows upon a regular basis and roams around in circles to hit on every attractive woman there is. Usually they are closing more numbers than everyone else in the club combined and also they are the motherfucking gold standard. Also a place where Momedes the sweating black guy hangs out.
Loser 1: "Hey dude, let's hit the modernes tonight and do some whack ass talk!" Loser 2: "No man, Young Money will be there and take away all of our girls! Let's wank at home instead"

Hot Babe: "I so wanna go to Modernes tonight...I heard Julian the legend will be there" Bimbo friend: "Omg, totally!"
by GegeltusGeltenkopp December 17, 2013
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modern music

What starts out initially sounding like pure crap, because it gets overplayed.

After many years pass, it starts sounding good.
1996: The Spice Girls plays on the radio non-stop.

"Yo tell you what I want what I really really want..."

"NOOOOO, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREW MODERN MUSIC!"

2010: 14 years after it is released, you hear it on YouTube.

"Yo tell you what I want what I really really want..."

"Ahhh, good old music. They don't make it as good as it was anymore."
by udusers1 December 16, 2011
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Birthday Mode

A mental state indicating a period of intense revelry and hardcore drinking on the part of one or several people.
Jonno: “I’ma go into Birthday Mode this Saturday
Blizzle: “Oh man, is this gonna end with neon-colored vomit all over your room…again??
Jonno: “Dude, that was Neil’s last Birthday Mode”
by blizzlinBR January 19, 2009
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Scarface mode

When you're extremely angry and flip out at something.
Dave: Did you see jack last night? He beat the crap out of that guy for knocking his drink over.

Martin: I know, he was in scarface mode.
by Thegreat211 January 8, 2010
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Study Mode

a person who is in full focus of their studies in class. someone who is not easily distracted, and is hyped up to learn.
This Monster got me on study mode.
Call me back; I'm at the library on full study mode.
by pb.ent February 11, 2010
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Jcrew model

An overly preppy narciccist, man or woman, who always looks like they fell out of the pages of a jcrew catalogue.
Look at Jeremy - he is so a jcrew model.
by KImCobain February 19, 2015
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