Mattyn

A Mattyn is an extremely rare breed of boy. They are arkward in an adorable way, and really sweet and understanding of girls /and/ boys. A Mattyn tends to be a bit clueless in the dating area, but once you get to know him he will probably be the nicest guy you ever meet. They are talented and passionate about the arts (music in particular) and enjoy rock tmusic, walking in forests, and looking up at the stars. Mattyns are extremely compatable with libras.

Sarah: Who's that quiet boy in the corner, the one with curly hair?
Michelle: Oh that's Mattyn.

Sarah: I'd like to meet a guy, but i'm soo shy.
Michelle: Awh, you need to find yourself a Mattyn.

by k_i_l_l_j_o_y April 29, 2014

Misty Train

The act of dunking a mans penis into boiling water before penetration as to give the illusion of mist (steam) coming off the train (penis)

Dude are you okay? Yeah, I just was in the hospital after the misty train I gave Cindy last night, totally worth it!

by ABagOfNickel January 26, 2016

misty morning

The female equivalent to a mans "wet dream"

Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"

by Cuntcave February 8, 2017

mitten drinnin

NYC Yiddish: In the middle of everything. A statement that has nothing to do with the subject at you're talking about.

mitten drinnin Trump talk about how smart he is?

by Murray Haldanish October 9, 2019

Matty’s a simp

When your friend Matty bums up to every girl known to man

Sam: Where’s Matty
T: Simping with all the girls probably

Sam: Wow! Matty’s a simp

by MacedonianT March 17, 2020

mintyplayz

A really good YouTube channel that consists of Fortnite.

Have you seen that epic YouTuber called MintyPlayz?

by MintyPlayz April 23, 2020

minty poop

When you eat something minty and you poop. For some reason, it smells like a mint.

Jackson: today, I just had a minty poop
Michael: NO FUCKING WAY. HOW DID THOSE MINTS MAKE YOU POOP?!?!?

by A_Formal_Fart November 10, 2020