Minecraft

Was once the biggest thing in the world now it’s just a wasteland of shitty videos and clickbait

YOU SUCK AT MINECRAFT YOU N00b

by Manfromthe90s July 17, 2018

Minecraft

An adult game only for pro gamers

Q. Wanna play Fortnite?
R. Ew no i play Minecraft

by Rxgie January 4, 2020

Minecraft

The best game ever. Bash out to it. Although it is a game for “kids” there are ways to make it not PG😎😘. Overall the best game. So smexi. Steve is fit

Are you a diamond pickaxe cause you make me harder than obsidian, -Steve from minecraft

by Smexisausages May 28, 2019

Minecraft

(Adjective) If your day was Minecraft, that means you played Minecraft all day.

Bob: How was your day?
Jim: It was Minecraft! How was yours?

by fatherdickmas December 30, 2020

Minecraft

gods personal playground.

God: Earth is cool
God: *sees minecraft*
God: Nevermind fuck you earth.

by big manchild May 22, 2019

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the world

Hey Jeremy, want to play minecraft?

Hell yes.

by Ill vento d’oro July 25, 2020

Minecraft

The most nostalgic game ever that brings back childhood memories.

Dear Minecraft,

Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore

Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.

-A former Minecraft fan

by A Minecraft fan April 1, 2019