Diamond Mining

Going down on a girl who has been vajazzled.
vajazlle is bedazzling your lady parts with stick-on Swarovski crystals.

My girlfriend just got vajazzled at the salon. I'm looking forward to some diamond mining later.

by Mensaman April 21, 2010

mincing

Similar to Commencing, or about to get started.

I'm mincing to cut, stab, or fuck.

by AGENTSTIKNINE October 29, 2005

salt mining

A male euphemism for scratching one's genitalia.

"Why is your hand in your pants?"

"Dude, I'm going salt mining."

by th3mb0n3s March 6, 2010

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

Strip mining

The act of anal sex with a girl without a condom.

Although rugged and dangerous nothing compares to the raw feeling of strip mining a girl.

by Stealth penguin April 11, 2011

mixing marbles

mixing one's marbles: someone confusing people/things, unintential.

As opposed to losing marbles which can mean loosing grip of a situation or things, usually uttered in a frustrated manner, "I am losing my marbles".

You are mixing your marbles, you should have sent the package to me, not to Keith.

There is no mixing marbles.

by mixed_marble May 2, 2011

mining for gold

The act of digging deeply into ones own nostril for the juiciest morsels with the intent of eating them.

Doesn't Joe realize everyone can see him? He should restrict his mining for gold to the privacy of his own home.

by Wonton2 January 7, 2013