Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

by Jordab February 19, 2022

Melon Syndrome

Someone who is addicted to melons

Person 1: "I have melon syndrome"
Person 2: "For real! Watermelons are just so good."

by PilotJay95 April 25, 2022

melon party

An orgy involving at least three men, who drill holes into a watermelon and stick their cocks in.

Named after an alleged incident involving Rogue, Internet Man.

"Rogue once posted a video of I think him and his friends drilling three holes in a watermelon. They put their dicks inside and humped it together."
"Damn! A melon party?"

by JasonMetloney June 14, 2022

Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

Melon bunny

A melon shaped head on a human anatomic body whose name is now Melon Bunny

That melon bunny is big

by STinky Bunny July 4, 2022

melon eater

Slur for nigger.

When your friend Thom accidentally says a slur in Physics class.

Josh: "Anything can be said in a British accident and it can sound like an insult, you windshield."
Thom: "You melon eater"
Josh: "LOL"

by joshk0 July 26, 2022

Melon-pult

A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls melons at Zombies which can deal splash damage as well as dealing huge damage to them at a long-range distance.

"Getting 2 Melon-pults will allow me to pretty much defend any Zombie beside Football Zombies and Gargantuars."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023