Mr Matanda

A very sexy beautiful young man. He is very short and very strict. He is the god of all beings and omn-potent. He created life itself in its very purest form. You could consider him god. He is also very attractive everyones goal is to be his boyfriend

Jim: Hey whos that hot babe
Bob: omg its mr MATANDA i need autograph

by MONKE12333 November 5, 2021

table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.

“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*

by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022

istituto marangoni

hell lame as fuck

today yes penis istituto marangoni

by anonymous June 17, 2022

manlet mating ritual

The disgraceful yet amusing manlet mating ritual occurs when a gaggle of diminutive and desperate manlets meet up in a public place, mostly in front of basketball arenas, strip down to bikinis and high heels, oil each other up and then awkwardly gyrate to Skee-Lo's "I Wish" as they sing along in their high-pitched manletspeak, all the while internally cursing and swearing at the heavens for dooming them to a comical and dwarflike existence constantly marred by the ravages of the merited mortification universally known as manletism.

Hey, why are those cheerleaders dancing around in front of the arena over there - isn't the halftime performance usually enacted inside? Oh, it's just a manlet mating ritual - the silly manlets do it every month. Have the microscopic manlet boys ever attracted any women? Lol, of course not! Short people got no reason. Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

gang malang

someone who’s your gang but also your twinnem at the same time 😹😹😹

“What’s good gang malang”

by Djsmley August 31, 2025

gang malang

Someone who’s your gang but also lowkey your twinnem 😹😹😹

“What’s good gang malang”

by Djsmley August 31, 2025