Sleep Log

When someone wakes up in the middle of the night, takes a shit and does not remember.

While at Chicagoland Speedway last weekend Mikrut hammered out a “Sleep Log” in the RV.

by Joliet - Wolf Pack July 15, 2010

log cannon

a log cannon is my ass. It is a cannon for logs.

person 1: how did you fire that poop 20 feet!
person 2: my ass is a log cannon

by ftblplya1 December 21, 2005

Log head

Someone who smokes alot of Marijuana aka trees.

another word for a pot head

Jonny's a log head all he ever does is smoke tree.

by Sanit April 21, 2007

mahogany log

The act of shitting in a bag and placing said shit in the freezer.

I was reaching for a hot pocket and a mahogany log fell out.

by Charlie Weeks September 8, 2006

Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.

Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.

by Ahhstin & Coltan August 2, 2009

Drop a Log

Commonly used to say that you need to excrete some fecal matter.

"I wanted to jerk off, but I had to drop a log first"

by FrYeS May 18, 2005

flog the log

to spank the monkey, yank the snake, or choke the chicken

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.

by kitty February 19, 2004