mahogany log

when you wrap up a deuce in seran wrap and then put it into the freezer for like 5 months then pull it out and blast your girl with it.
wow that mahogany log is cold, i can't believe you put that in my coochie.
by camdangalang September 17, 2008
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Sleep Log

When someone wakes up in the middle of the night, takes a shit and does not remember.
While at Chicagoland Speedway last weekend Mikrut hammered out a “Sleep Log” in the RV.
by Joliet - Wolf Pack July 15, 2010
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Log head

Someone who smokes alot of Marijuana aka trees.

another word for a pot head
Jonny's a log head all he ever does is smoke tree.
by Sanit April 15, 2007
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mahogany log

The act of shitting in a bag and placing said shit in the freezer.
I was reaching for a hot pocket and a mahogany log fell out.
by Charlie Weeks September 08, 2006
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Mud Logging

Whenever you're boning someone up the ass and you get shit on your Penis.
Dude, i was mud logging this chick last night, and i pulled out and it smelled horrible.... So i just stuck it back in.
by Ahhstin & Coltan August 03, 2009
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Drop a Log

Commonly used to say that you need to excrete some fecal matter.
"I wanted to jerk off, but I had to drop a log first"
by FrYeS May 17, 2005
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flog the log

i walked in on little billy and there he was flogging his log.
by kitty February 19, 2004
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