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Blind Lucha Libre

Put a wrestling mask on a girl. Wrestle with her, put her in a sleeper hold and while she is out, bust a nut in her eyes so she cannot open them when she wakes up rendering her blind. (Can also be called the Crusty Lucha Libre)
I was wrestling with your mexican mom last night - put her in a sleeper hold by "accident". I felt it was my moral obligation to give her a blind lucha libre. The crust cums off with a little vaseline.
by The Furniture Felon February 1, 2008
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Libby

An amazingly stunning person, who is also amazingly gorgeous and amazing at fucking.. causes much pleasure (in many ways including sexually) she is sexy and loved by everyone.......she's great at everything and i love her
Libby is amazing.
by LibbyFanClub November 20, 2010
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Sweet Sweet Icey Cold Libby

The sweetest and most friendly libby you know. A sweet sweet icey cold libby is also beautiful, funny, talented and smart, this person will also have an immense love for cats and Icey cold water. Water will turn to ice at her feet and it is rumoured that she's dating someone called Rob. There is also scandal involving the icey cold person in question to do with being fingered by duncan. Can have an ice cube on top but not necessarily have one atop there head.
1. Thats the sweetest sweet sweet icey cold libby I've ever seen!

2. Sweet sweet icey cold libby whos going to be fingered by duncan with an ice cube on top can you pass me the water?
by The singular January 2, 2012
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malvern prep Library

A School that recently screwed its students by blocking the website www.proxy.lostactions.com
"The Malvern Prep Library is stupid now because they blocked some websites"
by JT SLOPPY JACKOS May 10, 2005
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librawl

A liberal that lacks introspection. They are unable to see liberal bias due to their belief that left leaning views are reality, and reality can hold no bias.
Your average librawl sees no bias in shows as obviously biased as Olbermann.
by Cilander March 7, 2008
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George W. Bush Presidential Library

Also known as The Tard Ferguson Center for Fail Studies, book learnin is strictly forbidden in this library. The only books in the collection are the Bible, Hardy Boys, and revisionist memoirs. All writing in the library must be done with a Magna-Doodle; pens and magic boxes (computers) are prohibited.
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is dedicated to the pursuit of freedumb through squandering billions of stolen tax dollars on failed speculative invasions of countries without militaries and the idea that bombing heaps of people to death out of fear and ignorance makes you a humanitarian.
by frick1 April 3, 2010
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Libby

Libby is a girl who loves dick, sucking dick and taking dick. Get you a libby
Yo that Libby girl gives crazy head bruh
by KindomOfKocks April 4, 2018
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