Joosless

A junkie/tweeker lacking the motivation or energy to go and score even though they have the cash. They are 'Joosless'

Michelle ; ' C'mon man, you been sitting here for hours, what you waiting for? Lets go already!...'

Max ; 'ok, just wait, we'll leave now, I'm nearly ready...'

Michelle ; ' Man, you flippen Joosless today, I been waiting all day, just gimme the money, I'll go...'

by Legend-Max February 3, 2012

Jooosh

An Extremely Horny Man, That's VERY Selfish. Also Has A Small Dick.

God Fucking Damn It I Hate Jooosh.
Yeah I Know Right!

by I AM CARL January 30, 2017

Jooshing

To "Joosh" up and change a recipe by making it your own.

I "Joosh" up my BBQ sauce with honey and brown sugar and make it my own recipe

You can "Joosh" up anything to change to your own taste.

I took a bottle of BBQ sauce and by jooshing it up with honey and brown sugar, I made it mine, and to my taste.

by DeeDeeSomeMore December 3, 2017

Joosua

Practically a GOD. Gets whatever he desires, can manipulate whomever that tries to step in his way. Joosua was born a warrior after his death he became a demigod and avenged his death. Nowadays only a few amount of children are named after this demigod because it brings fear to the public. He also gets all the ladies.

Joosua was an ancient demigod.

by Rwadar January 27, 2018

joosen

the straight bulky ass fridge lookin bruh that gets straight up tina murphy on the weekend with the guys

Bubba joosen

by bubbaroosen May 8, 2018

Joostapfel

A Joostapfel is a holy object which was invented by god himself. The word Joostapfel comes from the German word Apfel which means apple and Joost. Joost is a synonym for supremacy, glory, power and a bit of autism.

lets all pray to the holy Joostapfel for fortune and a bright future

by Joostlover 6669 November 2, 2019

Joosteriate

To aggressively and sometimes sexually baste a turkey.

Hey Lisa, I’m actually going to call you back, I have to joosteriate for thanksgiving right now.

by Ryan Suddenberger May 26, 2020