When you weaponise an infinitely repeating antagonistic construct in your head and give it a personality to villify a stress or boredom response without it having any entity status in reality.
Oh man, my nigga went on that Infinite Schizo Loop after that Pscyh term paper and he was retarded to start with.
by thehappytwo March 15, 2025

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020

If there is a dumb question or statement that can be add with a Infinite Hot Dog then its a Infinite Hot Dog Paradox.
by Pistachio Brothers December 25, 2023

by YTDeffinitions May 24, 2018

Rizz that knows no bounds and has only been truly achieved by those who are "top g's". This rizz is pure and unparalleled in its form and is said to be able to bag even the baddest of women.
by Rashad Ahmad December 8, 2022

1. The ability to get high and feel great off of your own body to an infinite level. 2. A supply of drugs that manifests itself from the mind of the user and never runs out. 3. Getting high off of human "products", instead of plant based or synthetic based products. 4. A sensitivity, usually sexual, of the human body and the ability to tap into this sensitivity to an infinite degree and cause the body to react in intended ways! 5. Never ending regeneration or never ending reincarnation of the body.
1. That dude walks around in an infinite-soma of his own stank. 2. Yo, did you see that dude pull that bag of drug out of no where? He's got infinite-soma! 3. Those that get high from smoking their own feces, have an infinite soma to tap into. 4. Do you see that person over there with all the lovers, s/he's got a magic touch, you could say they got an infinite soma. 5. Wolverine from X-Men has infinite soma.
by Zero$ March 27, 2015

by azure11 February 27, 2024
