Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you

Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!

by Goldmatch May 3, 2014

Happy Wipe

The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.

Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.

Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?

Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Happy Jab

Intentionally poking someone with an erect penis.

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

by kenny_ November 27, 2017

happy birthday sophia

its my best friend sophias birthday today

dude happy birthday sophia

by Tea sis 89 May 19, 2019

happy cap

a common word use among gamers to calm down and raise the spirit of people who are malding.

the word was first used by a Norwegian and has since been translated and used in english.

person 1: i im 2\10 im so done with league
person 2: relax and put on your happy cap

by Delta77 November 18, 2020

happy little man

A man the rolls around on the ground due to extremely short legs. He likes to be hit with a stick by his girlfriend while he is being naughty. He like to give thumbs up at the end of a street performance with his fellow small people.

Look at happy little man rolling and doing front flips while the other small people are singing.

by TheDigger49409 May 24, 2023