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Chucky Grunts

The act of voluntarily or involuntarily grunting under one’s breath when dissatisfied or frustrated with a conversation or situation at hand. A type of non-verbal communication that occurs when someone (usually named Chuck) generates strange audible noises that often puzzle and/or further annoy anyone within earshot.
Person 1: "What's up with your friend, Dude? Why's he keep making those funny noises?"

Person 2: "Oh those are just Chucky Grunts...indirect ways of telling us he thinks we're both assholes who should shut up, quit talking or stop whatever it is we happen to be doing."
by OhioSomeone January 8, 2012
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Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"
by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015
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meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.
That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.
by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018
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salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills
dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass
by Shizzymac May 21, 2018
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girly grits

An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.
I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.
by hushedjournal6 September 8, 2020
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Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.
Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.
by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 23, 2022
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calm yo grits

A hermit crab version of calm yo tits
Used by protective parents. Some kids never grow out of it.
Person1: I hate you!
Person2: Whoa! Calm yo grits.
Person1: Wth does that mean!?
Person2: Calm down, my mom said it was a common saying...
by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016
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