Gaff-daddy

The days of housewives behind us, a gaff-daddy is exactly what it sounds like; an absolute lad, totally in control of his masculinity and his three toddlers while Sandra chases that office promotion!

“How come your dad always picks you up from school?”
“Oh, he’s a gaff-daddy!”

by Polarbearjack May 24, 2019

Gaffari

That smart indian kid in class. Loves making jokes and wasting your time.

That Gaffari again, Oh my days

by Gaffari September 27, 2019

Glarfl

The word used when opening a bottle of ketchup without shaking it first, and tomato liquid comes out.

Guy 1: I just got a new bottle of ketchup for the hot dogs.
Guy 2: Sweet *opens bottle without shaking* DAMN IT, I GOT GLARFL ON MY HOT DOG!

by Heccing WEABOO December 20, 2019

Glarfendingaling

Trying to do important but putting no real effort into it but other people may think you are.
Ie, I was cleaning the refuse around my house.

I/he was glarfendingaling around m/his house with the appearance of cleaning my/his-her house.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Gaffing

Apples in the trees
Cars in the garage

Alex: "Jamie, you're gaffing today"
Jamie: "Thanks Alex"

by Applesinthetrees January 27, 2022

glaforic

When Alex and Jeremy make sweet love.

Alex and Jeremy were glaforic last night.

by T-rin February 13, 2022

Glaflubin

The reels of a slot machine.

The glaflubin's were on my side last night at the casino

by The78Rooster July 4, 2022