frocket

A large amount of hair styled in an unconventional way. An unkempt quaff.

Your hair is too short, you need a frocket like he's got over here.

by Tara of TSD December 28, 2005

Frocket

Front Pocket. Usually sown on to the front of a regular white T-Shirt. Also having a loud design.

Guy1: Hey dude cool shirt.
Guy2: Yeah man, this frocket is OP.

by Lmoore17 September 14, 2014

frock syndrome

the act of twisting one into a female partner while wearing the dress of a deceased loved one

The only logical explanation that I can percieve is that I porked my loved one in ny Gran's dress, and it was the canine's testicles - Sherlock Holmes

by mad dog February 26, 2004

Frocker

Someone who believes they are a rocker, when in all actuality they are not. They dress the part, but upon conversation one finds out that they are just pretending.

She says she listens to all rcok music, but the other day i caught her listening to Britney Spears. She's such a frocker

by NaiNai April 18, 2006

Frogstomp

having kinky sex with someone, usually a girl who is already taken.

"i'm gonna go to your place while your at work and frogstomp your girl."

or i frogstomped your mom last night"

or "my boyfriends away and i could use a good frogstomping"

by Grimace The Frog June 14, 2011

cocky titty frockie man

A pre -op transexual who has a cock tits and a frock

by her five o'clock shadow I could see she was clearly a cocky titty frockie man!

by derwisch April 25, 2006

Frockulated

What the child molesting priest, who cost his parish five million dollars in a lawsuit, was, just before he was defrocked.

Beyond totally fucked.

He wasn't just caught with his hand up his sister's skirt, he was frockulated.

This car's engine is frockulated. It's so worthless, if it cost a nickle to drive around the world, this thing wouldn't get you down the block.

by jon barleycorn July 20, 2006