office freak

that one guy in the office that you can never actually catch beating off, but you know he's doing it in the cubicle next to you.

that damn office freak is always bringing in lotion, and tissues.

by Mr_Avacado_Man November 27, 2017

crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

Compliance-Freak

A person that excessively cares about any kind of rules such as website guidelines and EULA's

"Dude, Don't be such a compliance-freak, You seem to care too much about the terms and policies"

by DoctorImmunity May 16, 2021

Cell Phone Freak Out

The brief frantic search that occurs when you you think you've lost your cell phone only to find it right in your pocket.

Matt- Why is Bob flailing around like that?
Mary- Looks like a cell phone freak out... yup he found it.

by Tall Cool One February 13, 2010

put the freak on the phone

if something is really nice

man put the freak on the phone this food good asf

put the freak on the phone this dude fine ash

by reallyprettygirl12345 October 6, 2020

Fecktacular

An amalgam of Feck and Spectacular, used to describe when something is spectacularly fecking poor.

That movie was fecktacular

by Agraxor November 25, 2005

GGTRT freak

Gotta-get-the-real-thing freak. Very rare. These people are against masturbation. They suffer from a delusion that they are gaining something by "saving themselves" for sexual intercourse with others.

GGTRTFs are characterized by extreme sexual arousal, continual tantalizing sexual thoughts, and extreme expression of sexual thinking -- but refusal to relieve any of this sexual stress.

I once knew a GGTRTF that stopped masturbating after talking to other GGTRTFs.

He nows cums just by kissing a girl.

by Shauser July 5, 2004