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fiddletage 

Not a hand job but a mere fiddle of the penis.
She nearly gave him a hand job but she gave him a fiddletage instead.
fiddletage by mambocheese June 28, 2011

Fiddletooth 

Fid·dle·tooth fid-l-tooth

noun

Is a combination of two words "fiddle" and "tooth". Most commonly used in an insult.

1. referring to the projections of a comb, rake, saw, etc.

2. to waste time; trifle; dally (often followed by around ): Stop fiddling around and get to work.

3. British Informal. to cheat.

4. British Informal. swindle; fraud.
I. "How Dail holding up?"

"I reck'n d'em Fiddletooths fucked Dail up perty good."

II. "Those damn Fiddletooths done stole every cent!"

III. "Oh, don't you pester me you incompetent fiddletooth!"

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher 

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.
GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

Fiddle Fish 

A term used to insult one's low intelligence/slowness

fiddledickin

Being stupid and messing around to the point of everyone around you pulling their hair out
"John! Stop fiddledickin around!"

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.
You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.