Fiddlefuckin'

N. 1. zero; 2. a person who is a complete loser.ADJ. 1. Doing absolutely nothing; Zero; Not a damn thing;2. Playing somebody or using somebody.

" He is a real Fiddlefuck"

"He was fiddlefuckin' around in the warehouse all day."

"She was fiddlefuckin' him big time."

by texas bobby May 7, 2010

fiddletage

Not a hand job but a mere fiddle of the penis.

She nearly gave him a hand job but she gave him a fiddletage instead.

by mambocheese June 28, 2011

Fiddletooth

Fid·dle·tooth fid-l-tooth

noun

Is a combination of two words "fiddle" and "tooth". Most commonly used in an insult.

1. referring to the projections of a comb, rake, saw, etc.

2. to waste time; trifle; dally (often followed by around ): Stop fiddling around and get to work.

3. British Informal. to cheat.

4. British Informal. swindle; fraud.

I. "How Dail holding up?"

"I reck'n d'em Fiddletooths fucked Dail up perty good."

II. "Those damn Fiddletooths done stole every cent!"

III. "Oh, don't you pester me you incompetent fiddletooth!"

by ✿MUG✿ Thëodore Schŋapps ™ September 3, 2013

Fiddle Playing Dick Muncher

A person who craves attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

GET AWAY FROM YOU FIDDLE PLAYING DICK MUNCHER!

by herpiderp March 30, 2016

Fiddle Fish

A term used to insult one's low intelligence/slowness

"What are you doing you Fiddle Fish?!"

by A Saturated Meatball October 1, 2016

fiddledickin

Being stupid and messing around to the point of everyone around you pulling their hair out

"John! Stop fiddledickin around!"

by regional_at_maddy May 29, 2017

Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017