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The X-Factor 

When you hitting it from the back and you cross your arms for added grip
Jesus: yeah I was putting my penis in her from behind and it started to get a bit slick so I used the x-factor to maintain my godly pace
Jesus’s dad: good work son
The X-Factor by ppgang69 July 29, 2019

Beast Factor

Used to explain your attraction to a girl who would not normally be considered hot to anyone else. The beast factor is that one thing about a member of the opposite sex that makes you want to throw them against the wall and fuck the everloving shit out of them, a trait that you just can't explain.
''Dude, Sara is so friggin' fine!''
''Nah man, she's a fucking dog, what are you, blind?''
''Nah man, she's just got my beast factor...''
Beast Factor by Peezy09 May 14, 2009

Fear Factor 

A show that tries to scare you, if you overcome your fear you win $50,000. Stunts usually involve (and are limited to) eating animal organs, something that has to do with getting out of a closed cage underwater (this "cage" can range from an actual cage to a car, but its pretty much the same event), and heights (you have a harness so there really is no fear involved).

The verdict: this show is a pathetic attempt at scaring people and only works on those who are foolish enough to think that dangling 100 feet up in the air WITH A HARNESS is scary. Avoid this show at all costs and spend your evenings doing something more productive.
Idiot - Yo I just watched Fear Factor! This guy had to eat balls, swim, AND run on a platform in the air with flags!

Me - cool?

Idiot - I wish I could eat balls to win $50,000...

Me - omfg you need to die....now

X Factor Australia 

A pathetic waste of tv programming time disguised as a glorified karaoke contest. Hundreds, thousands, maybe millions all over Australia audition for this stupid show hoping to be the next Kelly Clarkson or Adam Levine. They eliminate the ones who are actually talented early in the show, leaving tween fangirls to vote for the best-looking and least talented contestants who are there only to slaughter every song ever written. Like other tv "talent" shows, it is usually hosted by some washed-up pop star or actor who used to be good. The judges are usually pretty washed-up themselves. After all the hype is over and they're done making fangirls piss their pants over the winner, the winner is usually forgotten, disappearing into the void reserved especially for them. This will happen every year until everyone is sick of anything Simon Cowell (see "wanker") related and switches from Channel 7 to SBS.
Sam: Hey man did you hear that Reece won the X Factor Australia this year?
Vassy: That little faggot won? Yeah big fucking surprise. Had the fangirls' vote. Obvious from the start
X Factor Australia by calligurl63 January 1, 2012

X Factor 

Is a fix. the winners are chosen before the series starts and they intentionally let some shite ones through to the 4th round so we can all laugh at them on telly.

And no, I've never applied for it.
X factor, Horse Racing, Duct tape

all are fixes, except duct tape, that's a fixer...
X Factor by Bigsharn January 4, 2008

Phillips Factor 

When you think you know whats going on but really you just have no idea at all
Bob: I think she does love me
Sam: No mate she is playing for the other team
Bob: Na for real
Sam: Yes mate shes sleeping with your sister. Once again you have been done by the Phillips Factor
Phillips Factor by SRIJV October 29, 2010