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Woe factor

When a simple typo changes transforms your accomplishments into something completely different.
Excellent work, congratulations on creating that presentation - it definitely has the woe factor!!

Sure you meant “wow factor”... but, umm, thanks, I guess.
by AnonUrbanDict October 2, 2018
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Corn Factor

The level of corny-ness in a given situation
{really corny moment in a movie occurs}
Wow, haha can I just point out the corn factor right about now??

"Dude, American Gladiators has an unmeasurable corn factor"
by driver_wanted November 3, 2009
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ransom factor

The tendency for one party in a civil case to settle out of court to avoid the potentially high cost of fighting the case.
Newspaper publishers, when faced with a potential libel case, often try to settle out of court by paying a ransom factor rather than take their chances with a jury trial.
by JRob November 3, 2005
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Laue Factor

An unknown variable that is beyond one's ability to control. Unpredictable factor keeping someone from accomplishing his or her tasks or goals.
If it wasn't for the "Laue Factor", this film shoot would be going great.
by Brushy Bill Roberts December 5, 2010
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twelve-factor

Describes a person who is so physically attractive that their presence in the room requires either an acknowledgment that the scale actually goes to 12 or a reduction of two points for every other person in the room.
Did you see that new girl Annika? Serious twelve-factor.
by DroneTwo August 15, 2009
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Crisp Factor

Crisp Factor refers to the crisp texture or flavor of foods with high water content. The crisp factor scale goes from 1 to zero, not including zero. The closer to zero, the greater the crispness.

The scale is based on a fresh Pink Lady Apple which scores the lowest possible score on the crisp facto scale. A fresh Pink Lady Apple is rated at "the limit as x goes to infinity of 1/x." As a result, the intense crispness of this apple is infinitely close to zero on the Crisp Factor scale.

There is controversy over the lowest crispness food available. However, the banana scores extremely high on the Crisp Factor scale. The banana comes in at "the limit as x approaches pi of sin(x/2)." It is infinitely close to one, but is not one because there is currently research being done to determine the food that will achieve a value of 1 on the Crisp Factor scale.

Liquids can be considered on the Crisp Factor scale. They can be considered based on their crisp flavor.

It should be noted that chips, crackers, and other very crisp foods cannot be rated using the Crisp Factor scale due to their low water content.
T-Bone: This strawberry-lemonade is crisp and refreshing!
2-Jacks: I sure would agree. How would you rate it on the Crisp Factor scale?
T-Bone: I'd give it a 1/26.
by itsbusted September 14, 2014
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cum factor

The amount produced as well as the speed in which hits the females uterus and/or face. It could also be determined how long a person could hold there orgasm.
What is your cum factor Obama, is it better or worse then Saddam Huessin?
by LittleBlackDucks February 13, 2017
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