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When you hitting it from the back and you cross your arms for added grip
Jesus: yeah I was putting my penis in her from behind and it started to get a bit slick so I used the x-factor to maintain my godly pace
Jesus’s dad: good work son
by ppgang69 July 29, 2019
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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Supposedly a singing contest, yet instead one huge joke. All it is is an unfair competition in which a young, good-looking yet naive wannabe-famous boy or girl is chosen to be the next one hit wonder popstar to generate money for Simon Cowell. The winner is usually forgotten about after a few months, becoming only background noise in the music industry, but that doesn't matter to Simon, as he does it every year. The shows are heavily decorated and the drama is over exaggerated, making it even less about the singing, and to make matters worse the judges are always people that don't actually know much about music or singing. Plus the performances are usually enhanced with pre-recorded backing vocals. And no, your votes don't count, Simon chooses who goes through and who doesn't. It's a shame how music is about money nowadays, and not emotion and expression, and The X Factor is only making it worse.
by absoluteloadofbollocks December 26, 2010
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When you go to jizz on a girls face but she's not expecting it so she puts her arms across her face crossed over like an x.
by ClassyLady September 07, 2014
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A Man among us who is extrmely jacked, ripped, famous, athletic, and a ladies man. Often refered to as Pax, Paxinator, the man, the myth, and/or legend.
Hot Lady- "Oh my gosh look at that handsome, ripped man over there. What do You Call that work of art?"

Pirate- "The X-Factor is what I call that fine gentleman."

Hot Lady- "Well I do wish i can have an X-Factor."

Pirate- "Sorry Lady...he's taken."
by P-Pirate April 28, 2008
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worst show on british television. absolute trash.
"did you watch the x factor?"
"mom shut up i watch steven universe not ur fag x factor shit"
by thaturbandude123 September 09, 2020
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