#1 on top eight

The number 1 person of a "top 8" on a persons myspace site. myspace allows a standard of 8 people from a persons friends list to be displayed on their page.

(pathetic people conversation)
person 1 "omg, i just checked ur myspace. i need to be #1 on top eight!"
person 2 "i'll put u on my top 8 if u put me on yours!"

#1 on top eight by DirtPrincess May 23, 2006

the purple eight ball tornado royale 

a gang bang gone bad, when 4 guys (i: 8 testicles) whip their penises in a circular motion (ie: tornado) around a girl and proceed to ejaculate on her face and/or hair. during the ejaculation phase the 4 guys sing "im walkin' on sunshine wooohooo". during this phase the girl punches each pair of balls so that the four males pass out(ie purple), leaving her the only person standing (ie royale).

"hey man this girl was giving me attitude at the local walmart so i told her i would give her the purple eight ball tornado royale"

the purple eight ball tornado royale by ball smasher April 9, 2009

After Eight 

After Eight is the sexual act of ejaculating inside the rectum

I gave her "After Eight" last night.

After Eight by Coolcat576 April 6, 2016

Toxic Eight Year Old 

a kid who plays online games. thinks they are a pro fortnite gamer and, quite frankly, ruin all online games. games they play include GTA V and fortnite

Oh wow, NoobMaster69 is being such a toxic eight year old

Toxic Eight Year Old by NacchyBhattalu February 1, 2020

One Eight Life Crisis 

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20

"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"

One Eight Life Crisis by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Sixty-eight 

A sexual position, rather like "69," except with "68," your sexual partner does you first and then you owe them one.

I'd say that sixty-eight is by far my favorite sexual position.

Sixty-eight by The Doctor October 18, 2004

Sixty-Eight 

To receive oral sex (head) without the slightest intention of returning the favor (sixty nine) even though you may or may not have promised to do so

girl: "how about a sixty-nine?"
guy: "how about a sixty-eight?"
girl: "What's a sixty-eight?"
guy: "blow me and I'll owe you one"

Sixty-Eight by Fernando November 14, 2005