dog's dinner

British expression:
1) a mess; a clusterfuck; synonymous with dog's breakfast
2) dressed up, usually excessively; gussied up. Usually derogatory.

1) The wedding, despite months of preparations, disintegrated into a dog's dinner.

2) The cook asked the skullery maid, "Where are you going, dressed up like a dog's dinner?"

by old?crone March 29, 2017

dinner masher

some body who loves to give anal sex.

After a romantic meal for two Boatyard John likes to mash Richard Newmans dinner for him via his asshole. He is a great big dinner masher.

by JPH November 27, 2003

Girl Dinner

A meal that isn't particularly bad or good. Just slay.

Me on my way to eat girl dinner.

by f4br1cfl0w3rs July 15, 2023

Dinner Baby

The condition when, after eating a large meal, one's stomach protrudes like that of a pregnant woman.

Term maybe altered due to mealtime: ie: lunch baby.

I had a dinner baby after the all-you-can-eat buffet.

by Murpy's Lawyer March 8, 2007

Dinner tonight?

When you and your bbf wanna go out to dinner but...I guess one is "too busy" to go. Or...the fact that you annoy the shit out of him and he doesn't wanna spend another second with you.

"Hey dinner tonight?"
"Nope."
"The D's?"
"Still no."

by jake and amir 4 eva February 17, 2010

Dinner with the Cosby kids

Where you take a large chunky dump into a bowl. From there, you add copious amounts of Flintstone's fruity pebbles and chocolate milk. Ideally, the logs of stool will float to the top of the bowl and collect fruity pebbles on the surface of each stool log, resembling a small dark child wearing a colourful sweater like a small Cosby child would wear. Then proceed to eat the unholy meal you have prepared.

Having dinner with the Cobsy kids helps keep my bones strong!

Eating dinner with the Cosby kids covers all the food groups.

by ophj December 10, 2014

Fahmily Dinner

Any dinner that involves you and Dahd.

Last night, me and Dahd ate fahmily dinner.

by Grandmothers1 November 7, 2010