Dildo

1.A rubber thing my dad sticks up his ass
2.Things in the back of Spencers

Damn i am going to shove a dildo up my ass when i get home

by Therightperson2020 April 25, 2022

dildo

the fake toy version of a man's penis that either a man or woman can use to masturbate to and a woman can place into her vagina,her mouth,bumhole and everywhere else😭.

'Man i just ordered a dildo since my man's on vacation, can't wait to use it'!

by ur favee milf July 30, 2022

Dildo

A dick often made of silicone or plastic.

“Dude I tried using a dildo for the first time last night, I think I’m gay…”

by R33H33H33 July 19, 2022

Dildo

A fake dick

He's pretending he's rich to that pretty girl. What a dildo!

by anonymous August 29, 2022

dildo

Dildo the pink vibrating toy you mom owns

At night my mother uses her dildo

by lil_down_syndrome September 26, 2022

dildo

1. basically a plastic penis for when you have no friends to have sex with
2. a city in newfoundland, canada

1. "aw i have no friends :(, atleast i have this dildo!"

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Person 1: "hey you ever heard of dildo?"
Person 2: "that sex toy? yeah, what about it"
Person 1: "no the city in canada dumbass"

by laddrink November 6, 2022

Dildo

Big rubber schlong

1: did you see that dildo
2: u mean a big rubber schlong

by Weiner man10w0389201 December 24, 2022