dicksational

The ability to process your dick in a loving sweet way.

The end of the night ended with this woman making me dicksational.

by Tone tone bolo November 28, 2020

Dicket

A ticket you get from a simp as a result of sleeping with them

"Get those dickets from him"

by Floury January 7, 2021

Dicksexlick

Sex had as a result of the perfect storm of spelling mistakes turning an otherwise innocent conversation sexual.

"I was tired so I stopped proofreading my texts, I was just trying to compliment her huge BOOKS, next thing I know I'm on the bullet train to bonetown"

"Ah, you're dicksexlick, lucky you."

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Dickstracted

When a male distracts someone or has their full attention.

Raven: "Sorry I was distracted"
Kitty: "I think you mean dickstracted"

by Lorena🔪Bobbitt January 27, 2021

Dickstracting

1. When someone is fondling your manly appendage when you're trying to focus your attention on something else.
2. When a female is preoccupied by obsessive thoughts of pleasure caused by the male appendage

While watching television, my wives kept dickstracting me

by Postman54603 January 30, 2021

DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA

It is where the CLInTon needs to be in order to get the right SEX traffic report.
Where Monica LewInSKy TRIPPed up on the SILK sheets due to Linda Tripp's BLOCKCHAIN.

The DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA is where you find CLInTon via Monica Lewinsky. No wonder cryptocurrency is so popular it was derived by the block chain at the DICKSTRICT OF COLUMBIA.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021

Dickdetic

A woman or man who has instant and total visual recall of dick from their past. Such individuals with this gift of memory can recall each and every detail of such imagery.

I will draw you a collage of all of the penes that have been thrusted upon the purview of mine eyes. I have dickdetic memory, after all!

by CakeBadger April 30, 2021