dicktator

Gaddafi.

I am dicktator. However, I'm not from China.

by My Real Namez September 19, 2013

Dickatosis

bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.

She had a bad case of dickatosis after having oral sex with her boyfriend. Halitosis

by samuel prewitt jr. October 26, 2015

dickhands

When people do not wash their hands after pissing they have "dick hands"

Did you not wash your hands? You better not touch me with those dickhands.

by itsaduck October 14, 2016

Dicktato

1. A penis that is shaped oddly like a potato

2. When someone doesn't clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your dick stuck in a potato

1: Girl 1: Did you sleep with Andy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah but he had a dicktato
Girl 1: I knew it!

2: Guy 1: So you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you're there
Guy 2: Instructions not clear; Dick stuck in potato

by Phone obsessed teen January 17, 2017

dickatarian

When you only eat/suck dick

Someone asked if i was vegan i said nah im a dickatarian

by Cricket.... July 7, 2017

dickatude

having a attitude when going a long period without sex.

i have a whole dickatude this week it has been 2 months .

by Browneye girl November 13, 2017

Dicktator

A person who demands absolute control and respect while giving none. Claims they are the only one doing something while others do. When confronted about their behavior, they will claim they misspoke, but never actually apologize until forced to. Will make constant excuses.

Avi is such a dicktator! We aren't even allowed to have lives!

by FearTheTiny January 22, 2018