Dicktato 

1. A penis that is shaped oddly like a potato

2. When someone doesn't clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your dick stuck in a potato

1: Girl 1: Did you sleep with Andy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah but he had a dicktato
Girl 1: I knew it!

2: Guy 1: So you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you're there
Guy 2: Instructions not clear; Dick stuck in potato

Dicktato by Phone obsessed teen January 17, 2017

Dating Dictator 

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..

"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator

Dating Dictator by Based Fiend July 4, 2022

theocratic dictatorship 

A government which is ruled by the combination of religious institution and dictatorial ruler(s).

In 2015, Saudi Arabia is an example of a theocratic dictatorship.

theocratic dictatorship by Evercraft October 9, 2015

dictator turtle 

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.

An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.

dictator turtle by Testudo1 November 7, 2013

fart dictatorship 

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.

James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).

fart dictatorship by thebertananators June 7, 2011

Dicktator 

A dictator that happens to be a real dick or asshole

Hitler was a true dicktator who threw a tantrum because he didn't get into art school.

Dicktator by KevinHughes21 September 2, 2016

Dictatorvation 

The notion of a group or company wide innovation culture - but where only the CEO or a single leader monopolizes what are 'good ideas' and rejects or doesn't listen to ideas from elsewhere - yet professes to wanting everyone to be innovative.

Classic culture fail in a pandemic world - appearing more in bricks and mortar companies in the LA area wanting to behave like a tech start up - but where the leaders have no innovative ideas but can't let go of the control

"I've got a Dictatorvation meeting with the boss at 3pm'

Dictatorvation by EDDONNER November 8, 2020