1. A penis that is shaped oddly like a potato
2. When someone doesn't clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your dick stuck in a potato
2. When someone doesn't clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your dick stuck in a potato
1: Girl 1: Did you sleep with Andy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah but he had a dicktato
Girl 1: I knew it!
2: Guy 1: So you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you're there
Guy 2: Instructions not clear; Dick stuck in potato
Girl 2: Yeah but he had a dicktato
Girl 1: I knew it!
2: Guy 1: So you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you're there
Guy 2: Instructions not clear; Dick stuck in potato
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