When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)
"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."
by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024
Get the the Dexter Dilemmamug. .
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025
Get the 《¤》Mandrake《¤》Dexter《¤》Mandrake《¤》mug. by Bossboy510 July 6, 2019
Get the dexter catmug. The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.
1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."
2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."
2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."
by K.S.L. August 5, 2013
Get the Tetritial dexteritymug. Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.
Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?
Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.
:::hangs up:::
Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!
Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.
:::hangs up:::
Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!
by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007
Get the lexter dextermug. I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,
by Achenson August 26, 2023
Get the Dexter, Michiganmug. Dexters are the nicest people you'll ever meet. They are very friendly,kind and one of the best fiends you'll ever have. They are incredibly supportive and will be willing to give you their shoulder to cry on if you are in a rut and will always help you! They are super fun and funny and you will always enjoy their company.
by SuperSceneFreakqwq March 30, 2023
Get the Dextermug.