Can be a person of the same sex but, is often not. A person who is intoxicated and will come up to you and cling on to you . In the case of opposite sex the person may even rub or grind on your. Usually not in a wanted fashion and at the worst possible time. Not always unwanted.
I love/hate when Leslie gets drunk she ends up being my clingage.
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Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.
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Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.
by scott sorensen January 5, 2009
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Man, Rosa's a real clingfling. I said I couldn't be tied down and it was for fun...Some chicks just don't listen.
by AgentColdShadow March 16, 2008
Get the clingfling mug.When a person (typically a man) scores with a girl for the first time and then gets hung up over her after getting dumped by that girl. This is normally experienced by guys who kiss or fuck a girl for the first time and become emotionally invested, but end up getting their heart broken when the girl naturally moves on.
Chad: Hey Brad, have you seen Pete around anywhere? Haven't seen him since he got to 2nd base with that thot
Brad: Yeah she dumped his ass and moved on after she had her fun, but Pete's crying because he's hung up over her
Chad: Was she his first ever kiss?
Brad: Yeah man, looks like Pete's experiencing Clingy virgin's fallacy
Brad: Yeah she dumped his ass and moved on after she had her fun, but Pete's crying because he's hung up over her
Chad: Was she his first ever kiss?
Brad: Yeah man, looks like Pete's experiencing Clingy virgin's fallacy
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Sam-"I noticed you aren't home where'd you go?"
"Are you okay?"
"Why aren't you replying??? :("
"Did I do something wrong?"
Sally- "I just left to get gas lay off, you're such a level 10 clinger"
Sam-"I noticed you aren't home where'd you go?"
"Are you okay?"
"Why aren't you replying??? :("
"Did I do something wrong?"
Sally- "I just left to get gas lay off, you're such a level 10 clinger"
by swaggielooooo March 24, 2016
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Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).
Stage 4 clingers also do not know how to recognize a HINT (never receiving a response from the multiple smileys and hearts).
by BDUB! June 8, 2011
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by NZcullingus September 23, 2007
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