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clingage 

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Can be a person of the same sex but, is often not. A person who is intoxicated and will come up to you and cling on to you . In the case of opposite sexed person may even rub or grind on your. Usually not in a wanted fashion and at the worst possible time. Not always unwanted.
I love/hate when Leslie gets drunk she ends up being my clingage.

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Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.
clingage by Scott Sorensen December 9, 2008
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clingage 

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Can be a person of the same sex but, is often not. A person who is intoxicated and will come up to you and cling on to you . In the case of opposite sex the person may even rub or grind on your. Usually not in a wanted fashion and at the worst possible time. Not always unwanted.
I love/hate when Leslie gets drunk she ends up being my clingage.

or

Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.
clingage by scott sorensen January 5, 2009
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clingage • clinkage • soggy clingger

Clinkage 

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When you punch tf out of someone when there not looking and their jaw moves
Jim: clinkage

Bill: god damn that fucking hurt

John: ha that was some mean ass clinkage you hit him with jim
Clinkage by Boyoyo June 26, 2019
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Clinkage 

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When a person wins two or more medals at a sporting event. When hanging on the person's neck, the medals clink together.
Athlete 1: I got two silver medals today at my swim meet.

Athlete 2: Dude, you got clinkage! Nice!
Clinkage by secretteller December 7, 2010
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clinkage 

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the noise made when multiple medals (i.e. crew, track, swimming) bump into each other when worn.
Bro, did you see their clinkage? They must have done so well last weekend!
clinkage by bro2010 March 18, 2011
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soggy clingger 

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Toilet paper that is stuck to your asshole. Then gets wet from toilet water and gets your asshole wet
My asshole got wet from a soggy clingger
soggy clingger by Bendoslice785 October 20, 2017
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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