conceited

Mark McCaffrey (The One and Only)

Mark takes off his shirt for absolutely no reason. He is fucking conceited

by The One and Only July 12, 2003

Confusedbysoul

1.The greatest man to ever live and quite good in bed.
2.A sexual act of great prowress.

1.You will not believe the things that Confusedbysoul can do to you!
2.He pulled a Confusedbysoul and pleased me beyond all belief.

by HyakuShiki August 11, 2003

Confused child(:

A person being mentally slow or retarded. Usually mistaken with being high or intoxicated.(:

Jack:"Hey!How'd it go with Cindy?"
Seth:"Who?"
Jack: "Idiot, what do you mean 'who'?"
Seth:"Who the hell are you talking about dude!?"
Jack: "Your fucking girlfriend, man!"
Seth:"Oh, I got too much Corona and passed out at Sam's."
Jack: "I was with you retard! There was no Corona!"
Seth: " MillerLite?"
Jack: "You're just a Confused child(:,man."

by Youdon'tneedaknow(: May 15, 2010

Confusled

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.

That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to

by SimplyMaid 👙👙 March 2, 2017

confussed

adjective. (kon-fuss'd) to be in a state of confusion and agitation.

But you said she was your cousin but she was dead and now you say she is looking after your mother's cat. Now you want me to visit her, I've lost my car keys and I don't know where she lives! I'm confussed!

by PaulQ August 23, 2011

Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.

Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!

by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009

Confessed

Well he confessed to a pastor and then his father turned him in but that isn't "regular people" that's 1 guy who was told the truth by the guy who did it telling another guy and WHO THAT GUY TOLD... Was the police. That isn't Eric being involved in crime which is clearly what you're insinuating you want. Because Eric is the only one who is the only one who is allowed to do crime and get away with it guys! Those are the rules! But seriously, relax. The FBI shared the surveillance footage of the escape. He turned himself in to a priest basically. That's not you behind a fucking Sherlock Holmes super crime-man.

Hym "I mean, he confessed immediately is how I heard it and the police are the once who shared the footage of the guy for identification. What did regular people do? Nothing. Which is what they SHOULD do. I mean it's not like they hacked to footage our of that building and fuckin triangulate the fuckin guy's whereabouts or something, Jesus."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2025