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Confusled 

When you really don't know which dick to suck if you should go with the colored you're not colored one.
That guy is really confusled he doesn't know which dick to
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Confusled 

When you don’t understand something
I was so confusled on last nights home work
Confusled by Softball player #14 March 30, 2021

confusled 

a word that meaning to be confused about a topic about multiple things
im so confusled about biology, the body, cells
confusled by B0R0CK December 25, 2023

Confusled 

Joe Biden was confusled as to how to complete his speech to the congregation.
Confusled by Lillian W July 28, 2024

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.
My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.
"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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