Cockateer

Master of the cock

Almost jedi like in skill

'How does he always get the girls?'

'Total Cockateer.'

'Oh right. That explains it then.'

by Sophie O July 11, 2006

Cocked over

The act of getting cocked over means to get owned in a video game or in real life. If somthing bad happens to you you would get cocked over

Wow i got cocked over by that camper

by TICKLE MY FUNNY January 25, 2011

whoppy cocked

completly and udderly fucked up

Dustin completley whoppy cocked that poor pickup

by dustin west September 26, 2006

The Cockatiel

when u put your cock on someones shoulder unsespectanly, like a pirate.

since trevor was being such a d bag that night i decided to give him the cockatiel while we was sitting down

by Issaquah'sFinest January 17, 2008

cockette

the feminine compliment to the penis. (aka vagina)

suck my cockette.

by dtotheOrDOuble E n January 31, 2004

Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.

"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"

by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009

Cocketition

When 2 competing males whip out their dongs in order to complete the courtship display and win the affections of the female subject. The winner is said to be the cockchampion

"oh fuck dave and brad just whipped out their dongs"
"damn there is some intense cocketition going on now dude"
"oh shit watch out they're about to lock horns"

by The maddog October 7, 2008