You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.
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"holy shit man, I heard clubslaben is in town we better get the fuck outta here!"
news reporter - "another 250 white men have been slaughtered by the notorious 'Clubslaben'. The victims were reportedly all found squeezed into the boot of a single car, tied up in banana skins, with peeled hot dogs stuck into every orifice. The police will not be following the incident up due to their lack of toes, which occurred from excessive rat nibbling, after the same gang put numerous rodents in the poilcemans shoes. The rats were later found to be imported from ethiopia and had sharpened teeth."
news reporter - "another 250 white men have been slaughtered by the notorious 'Clubslaben'. The victims were reportedly all found squeezed into the boot of a single car, tied up in banana skins, with peeled hot dogs stuck into every orifice. The police will not be following the incident up due to their lack of toes, which occurred from excessive rat nibbling, after the same gang put numerous rodents in the poilcemans shoes. The rats were later found to be imported from ethiopia and had sharpened teeth."
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The act of two females putting themselves between each others' legs to pound thier genitalia together for mutual sexual satisfaction.
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(unfortunate then, that there is a chain of fish and Chip resturants in the North east of England under the that name).
(unfortunate then, that there is a chain of fish and Chip resturants in the North east of England under the that name).
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Last night I was giving M'Lady an all-over massage on the bed, really concentrating on her big fine ass, and then I heard it: the sound of pulling a stuck boot out of the bog, repeatedly. It was clamspeak, I tell you!
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