chumpy

a small penis, can also be used to describe an assclown

that kid with the studded belt buckle and AAHS! band shirts is chumpy

by capital May 10, 2003

chumpy

something that wont be shared, just for onesself

ima go to the store fo a chumpy

by jim August 29, 2003

Clompy

The word you look for, but can never seem to find, in describing the combat animations of Warhammer Online. It is also how a fat chick would walk to a fridge for a midnight snack, only if she thought nobody could see.

"Those animations are friggin' clompy."

"The elephantine girl clomped her way across the kitchen tile to the cheese wheel."

by Comradeboris August 25, 2008

Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium

The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

NO

Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!

by preqq May 28, 2008

clampy mchorseboy

a supreme example of the human species, who's intelligence is only topped by his modesty.
Can be regularly sighted in the larkhill area.
Unfortunately the above comment on this species are false, as clampy mchorseboy is not "aroused" by horses or clamps (maybe lisa!). The individiums who created these obscurely groteesque rumours (mr baker and fir) are cheeses, see cheese.

"Hello Mchorseboy", - "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF"
"Oh my god, its mchorseboy, that cheese"

by Dr. Benji April 16, 2004

clumpeled

Wrinkled clumps of items such as laundry. A combination of lump and wrinkled.

Can also be referred to an inebriated state of a person on the floor.

After weeks of throwing her laundry on the floor, they had become a clumpeled mess.

After 20 shots of tequila, Gidoen was a clumpeled mess on the floor.

by Alex's girl March 8, 2007

Clumpdick

Someone who is acting like an asshole, or an idiot.

"John wouldn't give me a slice of pizza, he was bein a real clumpdick."

Also can be used as:
"John's clumpin it up."

by ccook228 October 16, 2008